“If you really want a dead Bigfoot, just send one hunting with me.”

In the Science section of the Fox News website (they’ve heard of science?), you can find an excellent piece of recent journalism headlined “Did a Hunter Shoot and Kill Bigfoot in Pennsylvania?”  If you’re bored enough to read the story, you’ll discover that the answer, surprisingly, is No.

According to the article, a man called 911 to report proof of Bigfoot’s existence, but it turned out that he only had proof of the existence of bears.  Apparently, this qualifies as both News and Science over at Fox.  By the end of this week, I’m sure this will be President Obama’s fault somehow (The “Bear-Foot in the Park” Scandal?).